Also known as Attack Girls’ Swim Team Versus the Undead. Another badass movie I’ve borrowed from Mark at work. Thank you very much!

A teenage girl named Aki is transferred to a new high school just as a virus starts spreading among the students. Luckily, Aki has convinced her friend Sayaka to join the swim team, since a chemical in the swimming pool effectively neutralizes the virus. Unfortunately however, the other students have received their own inoculation—one that turns them into mindless, flesh-eating zombies. Now Aki must draw on her secret past as a trained assassin to fend them off and protect her swim team friends.

Mark warned me that this wasn’t as good as the others I’ve borrowed from him. But I must disagree. It really kicked some serious ass!

Let me just point out a few good things:

• Badass rock’n'roll music at various scenes
• Tight japanese school girls in school uniforms. And swimsuites.
• Tits. Although they’re not big since they are japanese – they are still tits.
• Lots of upskirt and lesbian fetischism.
• Several complete sex scenes too. Almost thought I’d got my hands on a porno tape for a while there. It sure seemed like that.

And then some bad things:

• Chlorine as the antidote for the zombie virus? Come oooon…
• Zombie teacher speaking Engrish => NOT good. Should kept her mouth shut instead or stuck to her native japanese language. (Besides, japanese is a way more badass language anyways).
• I’ve learned that a flute can sound like a music organ. What the hell did they really think?

But the seriously most fucked up thing is the girl who’s shooting laser beams with her pussy (!). Yep, you heard me. Laser beams. With her pussy. That’s wicked. Look at the picture below and you’ll believe me.