The Shortcut (2009)
This horror/thriller movie circles around a Shortcut (hard to guess, right?). The problem is that the shortcut goes over a crazy old man’s land. And he doesn’t like people trespassing into his territory. So he kills people. We get to see some flashbacks to the 1940s and shit like that. The whole family is kind of whacked.
Anyways. Fast forward to present time. This dude’s little brother is challanged by his classmates to take the shortcut. He does. And he gets scared the shit out of him by that old man. He tells his big brother and they set out on a stake out chase after this old man to see what he’s really done and stuff like that. Stupid kids.
He’s just a fucking old man who has gone nuts. Why not hit him in the face with your fucking shoe and then you’re set.
Pretty slow in the beginning, or like the whole first half. Christy (Katrina Bowden) is hot, and that makes up for a lot. Look at the picture below. The stills are not from this movie, but who gives a fuck? Look at that ass.
This just proves that slasher horror movies is SHIT without that supernatural touch.
The kids thinking is irrational and the fact that they actually follow the old man and break into his house and everything – WHY?! Stupid, stupid, stupid fucking teenagers… I get so furiously mad!
It is slow, nothing really happens. The entire watching experience feels like just a very long stakeout.
Stupid decisions by stupid youths in a stupid movie with stupid ending. God, everything’s just so stupid about it. I got pissed and I am still pissed.
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