I’m pretty sure this is a direct continuation of the previous movie, although it was quite some time ago I saw that movie. In any case the intro is quite gross where we get to see a cuffed, ugly and smelly (yes she smells, you can almost sense that from your screen) giving birth to a freaky kid.

As there are scientists trying to set up video surveillance all over the place where the kids got their asses mutilated in the first movie, shit hits the fan and like everything goes to hell and people die.

Then we have our national guard. They are of course ordered to bring some stuff to these scientists. Of course they will find an empty camp. This is where the fun starts. As time goes they encounter these retarded inbreed fuckers up in the hills in the desert landscape. You know who I mean if you’ve seen the other movies. And you must have.

Getting to characters there are two things I’d like to point out. First: Flex Alexander playing Sarge is fucking badass. Too bad he dies all to early in the movie. Second: Jessica Stroup plays a major part in the movie. She’s hot. Thumbs up for that. At least there’s some beauty among those vile fucking retarded monsters.

Yes, you get your awesome gore scenes and no, there aren’t a too many one-liners of dudes trying to be funny when they instead just should have a nice cup of shut the hell up. Thank you for that, Mr. Director. I like you.

So let’s get down to the thing that really bothers me and why I was annoyed while watching the whole thing. These national guard dudes, are like a minor army with rifles, ammo, and kickass gear. The Hills-people are mutated freaks that shouldn’t be alive at all. How the HELL can the national guard be wiped out like a bunch of scouts? It’s like Alien, except they’re in the desert hills instead of being on a space ship, and the Aliens are radioactive inbreed hillbillies (i.e. damn more ugly than those alien motherfuckers). The majority of the troppers are so fucking stupid that they deserve to die. I feel like it’s the Darwin awards once again, but it’s a tie – both parties loose.

Annoying but graphically entertaining.

“Who was he?”
“Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea!”

As you see these are excellent examples of the species butt-fuck-ugly.

I’ll make this short for you. White Noise 2 in a djungle/warfare setting. There you are.

If it was any good? Hell yeah! Probably better than White Noise 2 actually. Except that there isn’t as many fancy special effects and shit like that. I hate when there aren’t many fancy special effects.

A World War I British fighter pilot lands at an American air force base in France 42 years in the future. ‘Nuff said. Time complex again and to be honest not especially interesting since we’ve seen this shit like ten times before. The Last Flight would perhaps be The Last Episode of the Twilight Zone if you weren’t as forgiving as I am.

Holy shit that’s and incredibly ancient airplane. (That little sucker. The big one is only really freakin’ old).

The Fever refers to the gamling fever. An old couple goes to Vegas ’cause the lady had won a trip and stay in a hotel/casino in some kind of contest. The man hates gambling (like all old farts do since they consider it a sin. How the hell did ‘gambling’ ever make it to the list of sins? That’s fucking retarded! Anybody giving me a reasonable argument why gambling is morally bad and I’ll be more than happy!)

Anyways. He is convinced to try to gamble a little bit. Then he’s stuck. The machines are calling his name and shit and in the end he dies. So there I spoiled it for you. But it wasn’t especially interesting anyways. See it like this: I saved you 25 minutes of your life you would never get back!

“For christ sake, you annoying, nagging, bitch. Can’t you see I’m playing here and having a roll? GTFO!”

In The Hitch-Hiker, a young woman driving cross country becomes frantic when she keeps passing the same man on the side of the road. No matter how fast she drives the man is always up ahead, hitching her for a ride.

Classic kind of story with a creepy old hitch-hiker and a creepy ending. Creepy endings are good. Creepy hitch-hikers too. Unless they bother me, of course. Then I’d hit them in their faces. Both of them.

For once though I must say that the leading female character is kind of good-looking. You don’t see that too often in these shit-old movies or TV-series.

“I’d like to sleep with you. Would you like to sleep with me? Yes you do.”

This episode leaves me with a quite important question: How stupid are the American astronauts, really? (you know what I mean when you see the ending…).

The ‘arrow’ in this case is a rocket. Astronauts fly into space but shit hits the fan and they crash in a desert area. Where they have crashed? Nobody knows. Stupid but in some way intruiging ending, making you think what kind of retards NASA sent out into space in the 60’s should this be real. But it isn’t. Thank God for that.

Now, you see here Billy; Either you can get the fuck out of my sight, or you can let big Papa Joe here beat the shit out of you. Your choice.

This episode has some fucking awesome storytelling. Circles around two families who know there will be an outbreak of nuclear warfare, fearing the end of the planet. So they try to flee into space. I’ll say no more, but this may be the best episode ever considering the way the story is told.

The Four Of Us Are Dying. About a dude who can change his face to anything he like. Too bad he is too greedy and a dumbfuck. Greedy dumbfucks always loose in the end, they always get into trouble getting them killed.

Not one of the better episodes I must say.