FUCKING AWESOME OH YES! I’m so excited about writing this review I don’t even know where to start. I got two tickets for this movie from Carina, since she had them for free and she didn’t want to see a zombie movie. So I and Mr Flack went to see it instead. And boy did it kick huge fucking ass!

Zombieland is like more of a comedy than a “horror” movie. The whole world is covered with zombies. There are like no regular people left. Except this dude we get to follow, who has this whole friggin’ zombie survival book of rules. Then he meets up with this other badass motherfucker (Woody Harrelson) and they team up. As they proceed through the country they meet two other survivors (girls), and they get fucked over and over again by those bitches (not literally though…).

Zombieland is like everything you will ever need. Loads of references to other movies, a cameo part by Bill Murray, zombies being massacred in various ingenious ways, epic one-liners, and situations making you laugh your fat ass off.

You also have this hot chick (Emma Stone) playing one of the lead roles:

And of course a shitload of zombies. Like these dudes, running almost as fast as 14-year old girls do when Idol from TV4 is on tour:

They even managed to put in a zombie clown (!). That is like combining two of the best horror things ever. Nothing is as creepy as clowns. And zombies are your definition of horror. What do you get if you combine these two things togehter? Well yes, your Stephen King / George A. Romero combo:

FUCK YEAH! And I just keep on wondering; why didn’t we have zombieball as P.E in school? Seems like a kind of fun sport to play:

Anyways, whatever I write I won’t be able to describe how good this movie actually is. I said earlier that District 9 was like the best movie ever. That is still true. The thing now is that District 9 has got a new brother to share its throne with. The name of that brother is Zombieland. I’m in love with Zombieland. You can’t miss it for anything in the whole fucking world.

Time to nut up or shut up!