Jul 18
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
So Michael Bay came around for round number 2 with another blockbuster based on the popular Hasbro toys. Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen takes off where the first one ended. Our main character Sam is going to attend college, and his hot piece of ass Mikaela (Megan Fox, what a babe she is!) is doing her best to support him (you know, like girls always do – giving you a really bad conscience just because you are pursuing your dreams. Ladies; you know I am speaking the truth!).
Of course Sam manages to fuck up and wakes some Decepticon dude, and then a new chase is on. Optimus Prime kicks ass again, Starscream is a weakling (but cool!), Megatron is resurrected, and then we are introduced to Devastator (!). That is probably the best shit ever in the movie (except Megan Fox’s ass).
Otherwise, you get the same stuff as in the first one (my review – in Swedish though) – but more. More explosions, more action, more robots, more lame-ass one-liners, and so on. The problem with the camera being to close to the robots so you don’t actually see what’s going on on the screen is still present. Although, since Mr. Bay has managed to cram in a whole 2 hours and 30 minutes of Transformers action, you get some shots where you actually can see what’s going on and which robot is getting its ass kicked.
All in all, a good movie which performs as expected, but please Michael – when you decide to make a sequel to this one, please make it shorter! My ass hurt really bad for sitting so long in the movie theater and eating popcorn.
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Movie Bob sums up my feelings about this awful piece of shit nicely in his review here: http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2009/06/escape-to-movies-transformers-2.html
But maybe that’s just because I’m a fan of the old comics (I had them all back in the eighties when you were yet to be housebroken =P). The little story they had back then has since turned into a frivolous slapstick-fest made with seven year-olds in mind.
But hey, there’s always Megan Fox. At least she’s hot as long as she doesn’t try to act. =D
Word up my fellow niggah! Who wouldn’t nail that good-looking piece of ass? ;D
That Bob dude got a point (or two) there in his post. Regarding the comic books I’ve read like 2 of them (around 1000 times each or so) – but for the cartoon I loved them when I was a little kid (think I have them somewhere recorded on VHS too) – and the toys, of course.