First of all; FUCK YOU HATERS OUT THERE. Like this dude, claiming to be a film critic (or something) and ranting all over the place that the movie was boring. Your blog is boring, y’hear?

Knowing kicks ass. Not because the story is intruiging (it is), not because it is tense and a bit spooky bitewise á la M. Night Shyamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalan. It is not because Nicolas Cage is great as a drunken teacher nor ’cause his son (Caleb) is intelligent beyond the regular.

It is purely because of the ending. The ending. It fucking rules! Maybe anticipated, but the effort they’ve put down for the special effects and for the storyline is simply amazing. I loved it.

So anyway. What is the movie about? We start in 1959. Some psychotic chick in a class writes down a series of numbers on a note which is later revealed 50 years later. 50 years later this dude Caleb gets the note. His dad (Cage) gets hold of the note and starts investigating what the numbers mean. It seems like they are predicaments of what will happen in the future. They finally discover the true meaning of the numbers, and a big disaster is imminent. Something like that anyways.

Rose Byrne, playing a chick in the movie which is connected to this mystery, is also kinda hot. That is entered in the books for Knowing as something positive. Good-looking bitches = better movie. Simple rule that every director should follow. Always.

Rose Byrne. She’s hot!

So do yourself a favor and go see Knowing. If you like the movies of M. Night Shyamamalamalama….lamaman you will like this one too. Sucker.