This may sound like a paradox, but I do hate blogs. I hate regular people who think their lives are so interesting they feel like they should have the blog as some kind of diary. I’m tired of reading the same bullshit nonsense regarding some unknown fuckers life and what she (yes, she – dudes don’t do this as often as girls) ate for breakfast this morning.

Newsflash: NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. Why the hell do people keep posting uninteresting stuff like this? What the hell are your problems? In contrast to my blog where there are kickass posts regarding movies, parties, bitches and stuff like that these people tend to open a can of boredom on your ass with their uninspiring lives and not really anything substantial to convey to the reader.

I’m amazed that some of these blogs have visitor statistics going off the roof. But that is probably most because the authors post half-naked pornographic pictures of themselves, those sleasy sluts.

If I were the God of the Internets, then I would kill these blogs and send them to 404 hell. And as for the ego-centric blog authors, I would send them to labor camp of Interwebs where they will have to work their asses of.

That would rule.