Showdown At Area 51. It is just as bad as it sounds. This is some kind of low-budget crappy movie made 2 years ago, and it really holds no standard at all. Everything sucked big time about this piece of shit. The acting were bad. The special effects were terrible. The story was not believable. It is so bad I didn’t even find any good pictures to put in the post when I googled the movie’s name.

But all that would be cool if it only contained some ass-kicking aliens. It didn’t. How cheap can you be when you let the alien be humanoids and don’t show off anything “alienish” than some kind of fancy-pantsy armor (which by the way was made really terrible). So we get two aliens from two different species facing off on planet Earth, where one of them is trying to save the citizens of our planet while the other one wants to annihilate us.

Woooooow. Really amazing story. Jesus fucking christ, if it were to be this kind of cheesy would you at least give me some motherfucking gore, blood, mutilation or terror. You get none of this. (Well, some blood but the amount is just too little. One dude gets his arm chopped off, that’s pretty cool. Other than that there’s like almost none).

You can safely disregard this movie without feeling you’ve missed out on the best movie this century. I promise you.