Tokyo Gore Police is a fucked up, crazy ass, bloodfilled, unbelievable gory, japanese, funny, disgusting, entertaining action/horror movie. See the details here. (Big thanks to Mark Smith for lending me this movie).

Tokyo Gore Police is like… the craziest shit ever on screen. If you like to see a lot of blood (and by a lot I mean like… a shitload), see penises and arms being bitten off and later on mutated to huge weapons (I’m not shitting you. A guy gets his penis chewed off by a slut and then it transforms to this kind of… giant-dick-grenade-launcher-of-mass-destruction). What if my sperm were that lethal! .

What more, a girl gets shot in half but later on develops alligatorjaws instead of legs (which she then uses to attack a dude). Another one grabs a girls’ ass in the subway. He gets his hands chopped off. Furthermore, another dude get cut in his face – and then he peels his top of his head off and instead develops two gun barrels instead of eyes. Which he uses to shoot stuff with.

And then we have this police girl as you can see on the cover. She cuts herself in the wrist emo-style and then uses her sword to kill those mutant enemies called “Engineers”.

I must say that this is one of the most crazyass movies I’ve ever seen. And that you’ve ever seen or will see. You gotta see it. You can’t miss this low-budget masterpiece. It opens a can of whuppass on your eyes. And you will laugh.