I just love the Tales from the Crypt movies. They are funny, they are sometimes gory, and they remind me of my youth (yeah I am old – already spent 23 years on this earth!).

This time, the Cryptkeeper presents his story Bordello of Blood. It is a full length movie about some fucktards visiting a whorehouse run by vampires. It sounds cool and it is cool. Core to the bone, in fact.

We get all the necessary ingredients of a good horror movie. The chicks, the gore, the weird people, the stupid teenagers, and the humour. You name it – it is there. I must admit that they have good taste in their jokes. For example, you can hear the main character say stuff like “I feel like I am in a bad Tales from the Crypt movie”.

Besides, Whoopi Goldberg guest stars as a patient at the hospital. She’s got only like one line. And, a very important side note – a midget starrs in this movie too. There seems to be a lot of dwarfs in movies I’ve seen lately. The fact that the dudes kill almost all of the vampires with nothing less than – hold it, hold it – water guns (!) makes it even more funny.

Don’t miss this golden masterpiece. It has everything you need to be entertained.