This movie is also known as “Heritage of Caligula“, “Sardu, Master of the Screaming Virgins”, “The Heritage of Caligula: An Orgy of Sick Minds”, “The Incredible Torture Show” or “The House of the Screaming Virgins”. Many names for a movie which must’ve cost just like a buck or two to make. Here’s the IMDB link. And yes, it’s a Troma movie. So there you go, the level is set.

I should start with mentioning that this movie, like the majority of the crap produced in the seventies, does not hold a high standard. The actors suck (as usual) and the ladies scream their lungs out – which annoys me to hell.

But I don’t really care that the actors suck this time, since Blood Sucking Freaks contains a lot of naked chicks.

The movie starts with some kind of torture show on stage where a black midget (his name is Ralphus – wtf is that for kind of name?) with a huge afro tortures a naked bitch sitting in a chair. That’s retarded, for real. The audience thinks that it is all special effects. But is it – or is it real? Other than that there isn’t really a story to this piece of (gory) crap.

Unlike other shit produced during this dark decennium in movie history this has more gore and nudity than anything else I’ve seen. I’ve also never seen actors suck as bad as these starring in this shitty movie.

Don’t expect quality stuff. Excpect gore, nudity, sadistic humour (what about a human dartboard, where the target is painted on a woman’s ass) and a fucked up black dwarf and you’re there – 1,5 hours of sunday entertainment right on your TV.

I don’t care that 90% of all my friends and all other hardstyle lovers seem to hate this anthem, I do think it is great and suits fine as an anthem. At least my homeboy Pumba likes it too .

Just a couple of weeks left before I leave for Amsterdam and BLACK. It’s gonna be a hell of a party!

God damn it, why do you keep trying to find some golden bits and pieces among these old horror movies? Everytime I try I seem to fail. Well, there are some exceptions, but this movie is one of those that really do suck. Truly hard.

I think I know what these old horror movies have in common which makes them suck. The acting. Why were all actors back in the seventies so bad? Pinocchio makes up a more convincing act when he tries to lie.

So, let’s get to the story. The star of the movie, Margaret Fuchs, receives an ugly fucking ring from her dad on some kind of anniversary. It’s an ugly Egyptian ring, as you can see on the severed hand on the movie poster right beside this text.

Margaret however keeps on having nightmares about some freaking tomb holding some slut named Queen Tera. Apparently it is her severed (the poster) hand that crawls through the deserts. So naturally Margaret gets possessed by the spirit of Tera, and then tries to find some stupid relics which is supposed to bring that bitch Tera back to life.

Sounds retarded, right? It is. Don’t waste your time watching this crappy movie. Even if you have a perverted interest in egypology or whatever-it-is-called when you like mummies and stuff, don’t bother with this one.

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